DO YOU HAVE ANY PIERCINGS? IF SO, WHERE AND WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE?
DO YOU HAVE ANY TATTOOS? HOW MANY?
HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?
HOW OLD WAS SHE?
HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU GOT YOU FIRST FRENCH KISS?
CAN YOU COOK? WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE THING TO MAKE?
WHAT TITTY SIZE DO YOU PREFER?
WHAT HAIR COLOR DO YOU PREFER?
LEATHER? LACE? SILK? (PANTIES)
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE RESTUARANT?
WHAT IS YOU FAVORITE BRAND OF INSTRUMENT?
WHAT INSTRUMENTS DO YOU HAVE?
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG TO PERFORM?
IF YOU COULD LIVE ANYWHERE BUT INDIANA, WHERE WOULD THAT BE?
TRAVIS
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE?
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE GROUP/MUSICIAN?
ARE YOU IN LOVE?
SHOE SIZE?GLOVE SIZE?
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE VACATION SPOT?
IF YOU COULD BE ANYONE ELSE, WHO WOULD THAT BE?
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PREHISTORIC ANIMAL?
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?
WHAT TYPE OF UNDERWARE DO YOU WEAR?
WHAT DO YOU COLLECT?
HAVE YOU EVER SHOT ANYONE?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PIERCINGS? IF SO, WHERE AND WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE?
DO YOU HAVE ANY TATTOOS? HOW MANY?
HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?
HOW OLD WAS SHE?
HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU GOT YOU FIRST FRENCH KISS?
CAN YOU COOK? WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE THING TO MAKE?
WHAT TITTY SIZE DO YOU PREFER?
WHAT HAIR COLOR DO YOU PREFER?
LEATHER? LACE? SILK? (PANTIES)
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE RESTUARANT?
WHAT IS YOU FAVORITE BRAND OF INSTRUMENT?
WHAT INSTRUMENTS DO YOU HAVE?
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG TO PERFORM?
IF YOU COULD LIVE ANYWHERE BUT INDIANA, WHERE WOULD THAT BE?
DONNIE
I enjoy a wide spectrum of colors
Anything by Mel Brooks or Monty Python
Singularities are so pensive, especially in music; but, if I must pick only one it would be The Pink Floyd
One becomes accustomed to the stimuli of one or more people and that is recognized on the emotional level as love. I love my family, that is to say I have become accustomed to the stimuli of them.
Ahhh, finally a question with only one answer. But, to be precise I would be remiss not to point out that shoe sizes vary with manufacturers. Having that said and allowing for varying manufacturers the simple answer is 12. As for glove size; anyone who actually knows their glove size is a dweeb.
Room service. Anywhere, while watching a Mel Brooks film on Spectra vision with the stimulating inputs of my family and preparing for a concert outing to see The Pink Floyd.
My dog, the little bastard has it made
Either the mood ring or the pet rock. Of coarse parachute pants were in the running but lost in the final due to their propensity for gathering moisture. You see unlike cotton, which can breathe, and release the sweat, parachute pants were made of polyester and really reeked after a short time. Unless you didn’t sweat.
Flan. Few Americans know the joy that is flan. A caramelized glaze covering quiche topped with strawberries. Best enjoyed as part of the answer for the above favorite vacation spot question.
Underwear do you wear, seems a bit redundant. Maybe it should be underwhat or underwho. Second base.
Double entandras. Masterfully collected via answering single entandra questionnaires. (btw I know I spelled it wrong; perhaps it was no accident, or is it that the spell checker had no idea what the hell I was trying to write; you figure it out)
No, never, no matter what they say. And I don’t want to talk about it. That’s right I don’t want to talk about something I never did. That’s my answer and I’m sticking with it.
My wit and use of sarcasm are quite piercing, or so many have said. Or did they say grading or annoying. Ahh, fuck em if they can’t take a joke.
For legal reasons my lawyer has advised me to not divulge any distinguishing body art that I may or may not have. Or for that matter to answer any questions directly. With exceptions to the shoe size question which I think you will agree was actually answered.
The third trimester of my third leap year. You do the math.
I was in a rut or must and it was a dark foggy night. The moon hung in hallows and shadow was the lay of the land. She was beautiful and full in the bosom like a ripe concord grape hanging from the vine for my picking. 20 something.
See above romance novel answer and add a few more tawdry lines.
“ I was cutting a rug in a place called The Jug with a girl named Linda Lu. “ How’s that for cooking; now I’m cooking with gas. Sorry, the cooking with gas reference ala 1922 speak-easy, may have been lost on many of you youngsters.
I have plagiarized a poem for just such a question.
Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all convictions, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.
Surely some revelation is at hand;
Surely the Second Coming is at hand.
The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out
When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi
Troubles my sight: somewhere in sands of the desert
A shape with lion body and the head of a man,
A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
Reel shadows of the indignant desert birds.
The darkness drops again; but now I know
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
Will the questions ever end? I pray for the relief that only death can bring.
Do you have anything in a mesh? (Stripes)
Saporro Japanese Steak house, there that makes two I have answered. Or was it three? The shoe size and emmm….
? I prefer a single malt. Those poly malts somethings are just a bastardization of the time honored traditions of our for fathers and an insult to the bard in us all.
Scientific lab stuff, mostly used in my alchemy work. You see if you add just the right amount of protons to a lead atom you can make gold. Problem is it takes a supercollider and I am fresh out.
? Pachabel’s Cannon in D, oh and anything by Hall and Oates. (don’t forget my piercing sarcasm)
I hear Antarctica is beautiful in the spring. Which would actually be fall here in Indiana. Lots of sun and all the penguins you can eat.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE?
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE GROUP/MUSICIAN?
ARE YOU IN LOVE?
SHOE SIZE?GLOVE SIZE?
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE VACATION SPOT?
IF YOU COULD BE ANYONE ELSE, WHO WOULD THAT BE?
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PREHISTORIC ANIMAL?
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?
WHAT TYPE OF UNDERWARE DO YOU WEAR?
WHAT DO YOU COLLECT?
HAVE YOU EVER SHOT ANYONE?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PIERCINGS? IF SO, WHERE AND WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE?
DO YOU HAVE ANY TATTOOS? HOW MANY?
HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?
HOW OLD WAS SHE?
HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU GOT YOU FIRST FRENCH KISS?
CAN YOU COOK? WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE THING TO MAKE?
WHAT TITTY SIZE DO YOU PREFER?
WHAT HAIR COLOR DO YOU PREFER?
LEATHER? LACE? SILK? (PANTIES)
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE RESTUARANT?
WHAT IS YOU FAVORITE BRAND OF INSTRUMENT?
WHAT INSTRUMENTS DO YOU HAVE?
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG TO PERFORM?
IF YOU COULD LIVE ANYWHERE BUT INDIANA, WHERE WOULD THAT BE?
JOHN
Pink
Breakfast at Tiffany's
Jerry Garcia
No
Smallx-small
Somewhere warm
Someone else
Cockroach
Hair Pies
Freeball
Used women's panties
Shot my sister with a rubberband
Yes
Tongue, Nipples
The one I don't have yet
Yes
From head to toe
12
17
12
Yes, boiled water for hot dogs
Just prefer they have them
Red
Silk
Any Greasy Spoon
One that works
B.C. Rich Bass
The Oompa Loompa Song
Somewhere else
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE?
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE GROUP/MUSICIAN?
ARE YOU IN LOVE?
SHOE SIZE?GLOVE SIZE?
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE VACATION SPOT?
IF YOU COULD BE ANYONE ELSE, WHO WOULD THAT BE?
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PREHISTORIC ANIMAL?
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?
WHAT TYPE OF UNDERWARE DO YOU WEAR?
WHAT DO YOU COLLECT?
HAVE YOU EVER SHOT ANYONE?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PIERCINGS? IF SO, WHERE AND WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE?
DO YOU HAVE ANY TATTOOS? HOW MANY?
HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?
HOW OLD WAS SHE?
HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU GOT YOU FIRST FRENCH KISS?
CAN YOU COOK? WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE THING TO MAKE?
WHAT TITTY SIZE DO YOU PREFER?
WHAT HAIR COLOR DO YOU PREFER?
LEATHER? LACE? SILK? (PANTIES)
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE RESTUARANT?
WHAT IS YOU FAVORITE BRAND OF INSTRUMENT?
WHAT INSTRUMENTS DO YOU HAVE?
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG TO PERFORM?
IF YOU COULD LIVE ANYWHERE BUT INDIANA, WHERE WOULD THAT BE?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PIERCINGS? IF SO, WHERE AND WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE?
DO YOU HAVE ANY TATTOOS? HOW MANY?
HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?
HOW OLD WAS SHE?
HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU GOT YOU FIRST FRENCH KISS?
CAN YOU COOK? WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE THING TO MAKE?
WHAT TITTY SIZE DO YOU PREFER?
WHAT HAIR COLOR DO YOU PREFER?
LEATHER? LACE? SILK? (PANTIES)
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE RESTUARANT?
WHAT IS YOU FAVORITE BRAND OF INSTRUMENT?
WHAT INSTRUMENTS DO YOU HAVE?
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG TO PERFORM?
IF YOU COULD LIVE ANYWHERE BUT INDIANA, WHERE WOULD THAT BE?
Absence of color
Real Sex 29
Super Joint Ritual
No, I'm in lust
11 1/2 x-large
At the Y
Ron Jeremy
Amoeba
Wet taco with clam sauce
None
Video Games
I plead the fifth
Yes
Labret, Tongue, Ears, Nipples
Nipples
Yes
11
35, Right now I'm in conditioning
45
10
Yes, Microwave dinners
Large
Red
Yes
Hooters
Bach
Bach Strativarious, Yahama, Senheizer Mic
Play That Funky Music
Jamaica on Gonja Mountain
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE?
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE GROUP/MUSICIAN?
ARE YOU IN LOVE?
SHOE SIZE?
GLOVE SIZE?
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE VACATION SPOT?
IF YOU COULD BE ANYONE ELSE, WHO WOULD THAT BE?
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PREHISTORIC ANIMAL?
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?
WHAT TYPE OF UNDERWARE DO YOU WEAR?
WHAT DO YOU COLLECT?
HAVE YOU EVER SHOT ANYONE?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PIERCINGS? IF SO, WHERE AND WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE?
DO YOU HAVE ANY TATTOOS? HOW MANY?
HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?
HOW OLD WAS SHE?
HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU GOT YOU FIRST FRENCH KISS?
CAN YOU COOK? WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE THING TO MAKE?
WHAT TITTY SIZE DO YOU PREFER?
WHAT HAIR COLOR DO YOU PREFER?
LEATHER? LACE? SILK? (PANTIES)
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE RESTUARANT?
WHAT IS YOU FAVORITE BRAND OF INSTRUMENT?
WHAT INSTRUMENTS DO YOU HAVE?
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG TO PERFORM?
IF YOU COULD LIVE ANYWHERE BUT INDIANA, WHERE WOULD THAT BE?
ROGER
BEVERLY
Blood Red. (My favorite smell is fear).
Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
Spinal Tap…no wait, that’s my favorite invasive medical procedure.
I was in love once, but it ended……..badly.
I cannot answer this question due to pending litigation.
Small, latex, unpowdered.
Saigon
I wish I was a bird so I could fly far, far away.
Raoul Duke
Liver, a nice chianti, and some fava beans.
Underwear is for losers and fools.
Day passes
Not that I remember
Just my ears—anything else would be uncivilized
Yes. With a dull needle & India ink. No, not many.
I’m saving myself because I’m worth it.
She will be older than she is now, but younger than she will be later.
I do not…how you say, French kiss. The French are pussies.
I prefer to think of myself as more of a chemist.
Doesn’t matter as long as my bra fits.
? Burgundy…or maybe blue-black…or platinum blonde with black ends like that chick in Berlin had back in the 80’s. That was sweet!
See above answer about underwear.
That drive-in where Fred Flintstone orders the Brontosaurus ribs and the waitress delivers them and the car turns over… Man, that kicks my ass every time I see it!
I like a good BP disposal scalpel with a sharp blade.
Frankenstein doesn’t scare me.
I Wanna Be Sedated
Somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert with a sky full of what looks like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which is going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas.
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GLOVE SIZE?
